Saturday, May 23, 2009

Text Messages From A 17 Year Old Sister

Here is a string of text messages that my seventeen year old sister sent me last night.

5:50 p.m.
"if u want the van u have to get over to the ball diamonds and get it i have to work and that goes over any crap ur doing in muncie"

5:55 p.m.
"well ur a piece of crap who never l3eaves me gas.. i have practice int the morning... so whatever u and ur "friends" are doing it needs to be home before i leave at 725"

6:01 p.m.
"i had things i needed to get done this morning and couldnt bc ur an egotistical arrogant lil boy who thinks the world revoloves and and ur delinquent friends"

6:04 p.m.
"remember how i said all u need to do is tell dad it needs gas? well obviously u didnt.. go back to college bc i dont want u here"

6:06 p.m.
"and remember the countless other times u have left me at home with no gas.. u dont care ab anyone else but ur self... seriously do everyone a favor and go back.. none of us want u home."

6:06 p.m.
"u do nothing but cause problems"

6:14 p.m.
"and im sure when i get home ull have already cried to mommy and daddy ab it.. im sure u arent man enough.. if ur even a man to take anything from a 17 yr old"

8 comments:

  1. she needs some grammar lessons

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  2. some 1 (that's text lingo for "someone") plz rip her a new 1. rofl.

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  3. i think she may have a point.........

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  4. why dont you just put gas in the fucking van next time? for fucks sake its getting on my nerves as well.

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